period period go away don’t come back because i’m gay.
FER REAL DOH
when straight people talk to gays
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE
Time has brought your heart to me. #gorgeous #drgirlfriend #whitecoat #doctor #almost #love
We’re doing it.
@AngelHaze: you make me feel like i won anyway. thanks 4 coming babe @
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
FUCKING LOGGING OUT
Also found this fan fiction gem in my phone from last night haha So much happening all at once! :p
three adults having a respectful conversation
This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.
When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
Bill Cosby cross-examines Jimmy about whether Jimmy impersonated Bill…while Jimmy does his Bill impersonation.
I wish I wasn’t as excited about this as I actually am…